HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Big Green Behemoth and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those tiny lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one display you won't wanna forget. Road trip, anyone? Don't forget your shades